I have a cold...the fifth one of this year which means 25 days have been spent this year, sniffling and feeling sorry for myself. And smelling everything from eucalyptus and melted Vicks vapo rub in water.
To make matters worse Hindustan Times just completed 100 days in Mumbai and since they can't legally torture anyone to celebrate this conquest, they are making do by putting a hideous bright red and yellow HT CELEBRATES 100 DAYS wallpaper on every computer, which we can't remove for the next 15 days. It will be their fault when hordes of people call in sick.
On the bright side, they will be vomitting food cooked in our very own pantry. Yup we can go down and order cheese toasties and poha and lunch whenever we want till 9 in the night and it doesn't cost the bomb. All in all life has regained normal grey hued dreariness with sparks of light and hope in the middle if you look closely.